Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Book of Kels, I’ll Google image you


Monday, August 2nd

            What the heck…my last day in Ireland…this free trip went fast…Jimmy Devere, you are the man, thanks a lot.  But, in fashion, we woke up at 10:30 and were on the streets by noon.  As non Ireland natives, we were unaware that August 2nd is a national bank holiday and everything is closed.  This is rather upsetting as we were hoping to see the sights of Dublin today…but everything is closed…damn.  Whatever, we strolled through Trinity College.  Book of Kels, I’ll Google image you, I’m over it.  A park…summed up in one word…mek (only Aaron understands this one, so read on).  Next stop was my hood…St. Stephen (well I’m not a saint yet, but it’s cool, I will be soon).  My street was shi*ty, dead grass and peeling paint.  And my church is Anglican…no cross on the top…lame-o.  I made a few calls, they should be fixing it soon.
            Anyways, off to my Green…this park was way cooler…but let’s be real, it was a park…pretty plants, but not good for more than sitting or feeding a duck.  The natural history museum looks cool, but o wait, what’s up bank holiday…closed.
            Grafton street was pretty cool…a $14 McDonalds lunch was not entertaining though.  The marionette guy was cool, but this was clearly reject street performer central.  Dad and Mr. Abbott, we next went to St. Kevin’s cathedral.  On the map, it shows a church…in real life, it is four walls covered in ivy, definitely not a church for the last 200 years…sorry dads.  St. Kevin’s street was pretty ghetto too, sorry bout that.
            St. Patrick had his sh*t on lock though, his street and church were nice…but it cost 4.50 euro to get in…so Kevins…you got St. Patty beat there.  The church was cool…a nice big church, very intricate designs, lost of buried people and stuff…said a prayer and moved on.
            4 Courts…closed…bank holiday…Dublin bikes…didn’t take credit card or cash…and Phoenix park was 2 miles away.  Whatever, we walked, laid in the grass, looked at a deer, and bounced.  We saw Gabe again, figured out that his bar last night was even farther…sorry man, that was like 2 miles away.
            But tonight, we got in the restaurant that was too packed last night…so much meat on the burger, says Aaron.  We walked back to the hostel to meet Dan the Man…ICE…boom.  We then went out to Temple bar…and after 2 drinks and meeting the Swiss dudes, plus one last kebab, Ireland was to be put to rest.
            Ireland, thanks for the good time…James P…thanks for a free trip…Fr. Cahalan and company…thanks for the hook up…kid in the other bunk…thanks for snoring.

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