Sunday, July 18, 2010

I Put My D*@^ On Everything in Your Room--Gabe

Sunday, the 11th


Waking up at 7:30am seemed like a great idea, until about 7:30am.  We tried to carefully sneak around and out of the room without waking the room mate…no chance, sorry Letitia.  Apparently when the people the night before said the entire town of Dingle goes out and drinks on Saturday night, they were not kidding…the streets we absolutely empty from 7:30-9:00am.  So, what is there to do in an empty town with 3 roads…you guessed it…absolutely nothing.  We walked around the town about 7 times.
At 8:30, we called all of the bike shops in town, hoping to rent some road bikes and head out to Slea Head…all 2 stores were still closed.  Finally, at 9:15, Paddy of Paddy’s bike shop woke up to our phone call and rented us some bikes.  Don’t worry Mom and Dad, the roads were totally safe.  There were huge bike lanes, protected shoulders, no gravel or bushes in the road, and we wore arm and leg pads.  O wait, sorry, Paddy doesn’t even rent helmets, the 2 lane road is as wide as a SmartCar, pot holes the size of small craters, and absolutely no shoulder.  As cars whizzed by at 80 km/hr, we shit our pants for about the first five minutes, and eventually became immune to the feeling.
Photo stop 1, Jason needs a break.  Photo stop 2, Jason ball-taps Aaron.  Photo stop 3, USA sheep…represent.  In Ireland, farmers decide that instead of fencing off their sheep, it would just be easier to graffiti them with a custom design…and one farmer chose red and blue stripes. The white stripes was the fur, Doug.  We finally got to the view...high cliffs with water crashing on them…pretty sweet.  In the distance, 2 islands.  Hey Damien, is that Iona, where Columba began his monestary?  Yes, it is, suck it, we listen in your class…Devere Scholars represent.
Its 11:30, bus at 12:20, and were riding back to Dingle…hit up a some local sandwich shop called Subway, and get on the bus…back to sleep…again, no scenery descriptions, sorry nature lovers.  Apparently, if you speak an obnoxious foreign language, your seat is reserved in the back of the bus.  From Dingle à Tra Li, a group of 6 annoying foreigners decided to recant their night at full volume, I hinted that they quite down, but clearly they are like the illegals in Arizona, they speak no English.
We got back around 4:00pm, showered, and had a David moment, trust fall in a towel…luckily they stayed on.  Jay opens his door to be greeted by the following sign, “Jason, I put my dick on everything in your room. Signed, Gabe.”  WTF Gabe, completely unnecessary, but I laughed at the situation…awkward to say the least.
In case you aren’t a once every 4-years soccer fan like I am, tonight was the world cup.  We headed off to a bar, trying to avoid the entire gang of 30 UCC, non-Devere scholars, but they spotted us in the street and pulled us into a bar.  Luckily, there was free BBQ and the bartender didn’t forget my order every single time…whatever.  Spain won, sorry world, but I really could have cared less…baseball is cool, LeBron is a douche, and football is pretty sweet, but soccer + America = only every couple years.  (J-Wilks, you’re an exception, you follow that shit and know more than most Europeans).  That night, we came back after the game, Gabe was piss drunk, screaming about heresy…it was hilarious.  We proceeded to let him continue talking to the couch and we snuck off to bed…good night Gabe.

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