Sunday, July 18, 2010

Don’t you dare…I have kids

Friday the 9th 


I woke up this morning with a light headache and a burning question…what the hell am I still doing waking up at 7:30am for school, its July and I am in Europe…get fuc**d.  In class today, we had the usual; cougar askin’ questions and Doug fulfilling his prophecy…what else can I say that makes everyone else in this class seem smarter than I.  Congrats Doug, rep your city.  Fortunately, the wolf-pack has Gabe who reps us well.
            Finally, week one of class is over, Damien…you’re a smart guy, but I am glad to hear you threw in the towel for lecturing, no homo but I’ll just think of you next time I can’t fall asleep.  Anyways, next stop…Berryscourt castle, some strange art museum, and the Devere Scholar memorial…boom.  We first showed up to the castle, and walked through the front door, stepped over the “murder hole” and into the main room.  For all of you who just asked what is a murder hole, please close my blog, look in the mirror and say “Hi, my name is Doug,” and proceed to gently slap yourself.  For those of you who figured out that a murder whole insinuates the place they drop shit down to the dungeon, like hot oil and other torturous stuff, congrats, you made a Gabe-like conclusion; you are now an honorary wolf pack member.  Sorry, I’m getting all off track, like the cougar lady.  Of course, mid-castle tour, Trust Fall…who blew it, Stephen…drops Aaron flat on his ass.  Sorry man.  Next stop, the double pooper.  For all the Doug’s, it is a 2-hole toilet, set up for husband and wife to have their best conversations together.
            Leave castle, get a drink from creepy tea and muffins dude, and head to an art museum.  Doug, what art museum?  Unfortunately, Doug was preoccupied asking Cougar questions, so I have no idea what the museum was called.  Anyway, it was like any other art museum, sucked a lot, pretty boring, perfect time for silly photos and trust falls.  Sorry Damien. 
            Next stop, huge church in Cobh…the place where the Titanic set course for that iceberg.  We walked through the beautiful church, which began to be built in 1858, and was finished in 1909.  We then headed down to the water, where Aaron attempted to wrap his arm around Damien in a group photo…bad call Aaron, big Damien angry, he says “Don’t you dare…I have kids”  What does that mean…not a clue.  Next photo…picture this; a long-haired man riding a cannon, similar to riding a bull.  Picture another guy at the back of the cannon with the cannon protruding from his waist (wiener joke)…and the third guy with his mouth open at the head of the cannon (wiener joke)…greatest photo ever…if you like dirty jokes…sorry Mom, but it was hilarious…Zeke, you da man.  The Devere scholars proceeded to have their photo taken with the James P. Devers plaque (with great reverence)…apparently this program is super expensive and you are paying for it…sorry Zeke, but Devere is the man now.
            After a bus ride back, we cooked what we thought was our turkey…who bought the turkey, not me, not Jay, not Aaron…shit, sorry mystery turkey buyer…we ate your turkey.  After eating, we stayed in like old ladies and went to bed.  Ireland, its Friday night and we’re stayin in…that’s right, we play hard to get…respect.
           

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