I hope today was terrible

Sunday, the 18^th

            To all of my followers, I need your help.  I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred on this day in my life.  On rare occasions, this occurs to the best of us.  We like to call it a black out, but I am completely sober.  For two reasons this makes no sense.  I am sober first off, and second, I went out with Dan the Man the night prior and have nothing to show for it on this day.  Dan, I truly apologize…Doug, this would be a good time for a question to spark my memory, and #2, just keep your mouth shut, we are all better for it.

            I don’t even have a story for you about Jack and Diane, who they are, I am sworn to secrecy.  Was tonight a night to bang our heads on the wall?  I do not believe so.  Did Gabriel yell at the couches…maybe, but in all honesty, I hope today was terrible, like Damien’s birthday or something, because I absolutely remember nothing of it.  Sorry world, deal with it.

            If you have any information on the happenings of this day, please comment below.