Who would have ever thought fire
represented evil and water represented purity?
I dunno, maybe you should lecture 2 hours about it. Anyway, to pass the time, a trust fall while
walking up the stairs was in order, don’t worry folks, we double-teamed that shit…I
caught Aaron, Jay caught me…could have been ugly, but Gabe was likely two steps
behind ready to catch us while the cougar and Doug watched eagerly, hoping to
ask another question.
Today,
we decided to skip the language class…were men; we have to go to the gym
right. After class, we headed off the
Mardyke Sports Facility, where we got our swole on…obviously. So Gabe informs us there is a sauna, but we
have no swim suits or change of clothes…quite the toss up. Do we risk our dignity and go in a public
sauna naked…nah, don’t wanna send the wrong signals. No swimsuits, no naked sauna. But the gym was incredibly nice, we lifted,
rode a bike, and watched some Lady Gaga music videos…you stay classy San Diego.
After
the gym, we headed back through the wooded-alley to the apartment, showered up,
and Aaron and I trekked to the mini-Tesco down the road for a few
essentials. We came back to the
apartment, and went all out for dinner this time…you guessed it, pasta round
55. This time, we hid the left-overs so
the midnight drunchy monsters didn’t attack.
After dinner, we proceeded to shotgun 3 pints of beer each, without
spraying too much beer all over Gabe’s dinner.
Once sufficiently lubricated, we stumbled out the front door, back to
Gollum’s bar for a 21st birthday celebration. Either the population of Cork is heavily
male, which I highly doubt, or this was a GB.
Likely, a GB (what is a GB, pretty obvious, this is the same place I got
5 free shots in one night, the pieces of the puzzle began to arrange
themselves).
Ditch
the GB, and head off the The Bailey, much better choice, and strangely a
gender-proportional crowd. This time,
there was live music, and more than 8 square feet of bar-room floor. A good find.
We slowly realized that returning to the same bar that we visited on
night 1 was not going to end up being too exciting…and the GB really isn’t the
greatest place for 3 dudes trying not to send the wrong message…sorry Gollum,
but thanks for the free shots.
Head
count, minus 1…shit, we forgot Dan.
Sorry Dan, you looked pretty occupied with the 3 40+ women…props? Well, I’ll spoil the cliff-hanger, Dan shows
up tomorrow, with his clothes on, shoes tied, and wallet and dignity
intact…sorry Dan.
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